Monday, May 18, 2009 @ 10:00 PM
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I was hoping to get your comments..
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i was hoping to get your comments on wat triple h says...

WHAT? U wan my comments? WHAT? U wan my comments on wat triple h says? WHAT? Is that wat u asking me WHAT? Speak up and hold your microphone so i can talk. (WHAT) Me and triple h have different opinions. (WHAT) I said we don agree. (WHAT) i don agree wid triple h. (WHAT) U got time for me to tell u a story? (WHAT) I am going to tell u a story right now. (WHAT) A story about a man call stonecold steve austin. (WHAT) Who rolled into dallas texas last night. (WHAT) And when i was rolling into dallas texas i was thirsty. (WHAT) so i went to a bar. (WHAT) I started drinking beer. (WHAT) And more beer. (WHAT) and more BEER. (WHAT) Then i started throwing darts. (WHAT) playing pool. (WHAT) drinking beer. (WHAT) Then i got on one of the mechanical bulls. (WHAT) I rode that bull frontways, (WHAT) Sideways (WHAT) BACKWARDS (WHAT) FRONTWAYS (WHAT) TWO HANDED (WHAT) ONE handed. (WHAT) NO HANDED (WHAT) FINALLY HAD TO SHUT THAT STOMPAGE DOWN CAUSE I ROLLED OUT (WHAT) then i started drinking more beer.(WHAT) then i started a fight.(WHAT) then the whole bar started fighting!(WHAT) i whipped everybody ass.(WHAT) I threw them out of the door. (WHAT) EVERY SINGLE ONE RIGHT OUT OF THE DOOR. (WHAT) FINALLY THE BARTENDER SAY "STONECOLD STONECOLD STONECOLD!" AND I SAY WHAT! (WHAT) Why u threw everybody out of the damn bar. I say " u dumb son of a bitch I AM GETTING READY FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE!" (WHAT) I SAY I AM GETTING READY FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE. (WHAT) Then the bartender look at me and say "stonecold" and i say what. (WHAT) He say i heard that triple h is coming back to win the royal rumble. (WHAT) I drink some of that beer. i put that beer down.(WHAT) I look at the bartender right in the eye(WHAT) and i say what? (WHAT) He say i heard that triple h is coming back to win the royal rumble. AND I SAY ARAR! (WHAT) Triple h is gonna do a lot of things in his life and he made a big comeback.(WHAT) He looks great.(WHAT) Phenomenal.(WHAT) He's the game.(WHAT) He says damn good. (WHAT) the bottomline is he can do all the bench presses, (WHAT) shoulder presses, (WHAT) lap pullouts,(WHAT) BARBELL CURLS,(WHAT) TRICEPS EXTENSION, (WHAT) QUATS (WHAT) DEAD LIFTS,(WHAT) BEND OVER ROSE,(WHAT) SIT UP,(WHAT) CRUNCHES,(WHAT) LEG LIFTS, (WHAT) He can do all that but theres one thing he can never do is to throw stonecold steve austin over THE TOP ROPE. THAT WON JUST HAPPEN!(WHAT) I look that bartender in the eye and say in a matter of fact i am working on my strategy right now.(WHAT) thats what he says he says what? (WHAT) I say i am working on my strategy right now.(WHAT) I look down on my waist and i say u see that?(WHAT) he say what?(WHAT) i say do u see that? (WHAT) thats what he say he say what?(WHAT) I say thats a beer belly. (WHAT) a beer belly.(WHAT) A BEER BELLY (WHAT) By lower my center of gravity it makes it harder to throw me over the top rope.(WHAT) thats stonecold steveaustin strategy.(WHAT) U understand wat i'm talking about. so i look the bartender and say i ain messing wid your mechanical bull no more, u can let everyone back in cause i am going to drink every single beer u got to work on this beer belly. HE say WHAT? BEER BELLY? WHAT? BEER BELLY? and while i am working on this beer belly,(WHAT) when i drink all your beer,(WHAT) I am going to have a WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT A BURGER. (WHAT) And i am going to have a what-a-burgers wid cheese.(WHAT) a what-a-burger wid das cheese.(WHAT) a what-a-burger wid double cheese, (WHAT) a french fries. (WHAT) more french fries!(WHAT) ANOTHER WHAT-A-BURGER WID DOUBLE CHEESE!(WHAT) Because triple h u say u kick my ass one.(WHAT) u say u kick my ass once.(WHAT) so u think u can do it again?(WHAT) thats what i say i say what?(WHAT) ARAR! and if u have a problem wid that i can say that to your face(WHAT) i can say that to your side.(WHAT) i can say that to your back.(WHAT) i can say that to your other side(WHAT) i can say that right to your face because the bottomline is STONECOLD STEVEAUSTIN IS GOING TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE TO WIN, TO GO TO THE WRESTLEMANIA AND THATS THE BOTTOMLINE ,WHAT, CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!!!!! *GLASS BREAK*

EPIC! STONECOLD THE BEST LA. HAHAHA but he retire liao. sian. i am going to retire soon too. no point staying when no chance is given to u.